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Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)

Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)



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Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship. Walden Schmidt is a lovelorn Internet billionaire with an innocence born out of his lifelong dependence on others to take care of him. After a failed attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out, a suicidal Walden stumbles into a Malibu beach house, where tightly-wound, twice-divorced chiropractor Alan Harper and his underachieving teenage son, Jake, had been living with Alan's now-deceased brother for the past eight years. With no place to go, Walden buys the house and invites Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, Evelyn. Walden asks Berta, a domineering, unapologetically blue-collar housekeeper who has been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan unexpectedly finds himself mentoring Walden, who has severely limited dating experience. While Walden, Alan and Jake adjust to their new living arrangement, they create a surrogate family unit that promises to make each a better man.

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Critics Consensus: Two and a Half Men putters to an unpleasant end that continues to beat the dead Charlie horse while spinning an offensive, homophobic subplot.

2014, CBS, 18 episodes

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2013, CBS, 22 episodes

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2012, CBS, 23 episodes

Critics Consensus: Ashton Kutcher proves to be a game replacement for the unceremoniously departed Charlie Sheen, but Two and a Half Men feels exhausted and bitter as it trudges beyond its natural lifespan.

2011, CBS, 24 episodes

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2010, CBS, 16 episodes

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2009, CBS, 22 episodes

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2008, CBS, 24 episodes

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2007, CBS, 19 episodes


Charlie Sheen
as Charlie Harper
Ashton Kutcher
as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
as Alan Harper
Holland Taylor
as Evelyn Harper
Maggie Lawson
as Ms. McMartin
Angus T. Jones
as Jake Harper
Judy Greer
as Bridget
Ryan Stiles
as Herb Melnick
Jane Lynch
as Dr. Linda Freeman
James Edson
as Stephan
Kris Iyer
as Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner
as Marty Pepper
Martin Mull
as Russell
Jeri Ryan
as Sherri
Meagen Fay
as Martha
Alicia Coppola
as Dr. Michelle Talmadge
Carol Kane
as Judith Harper
Sara Rue
as Naomi
Laura Stone
as Danielle
Robert Clotworthy
as Gangster No. 1
Missi Pyle
as Miss Pasternak
Robert Clotworthy
as T.V. Announcer
Ed Forsyth
as Waiter
Steve Tom
as Minister
Sara Erikson
as Bethany
Steve Hynter
as Dr. Schenkman
Tom Virtue
as Minister
Drew Cheetwood
as Male Stripper
Terry Rhoads
as Dr. Andrew Sperlock
Paget Brewster
as Jamie Eckleberry
Sean Penn
as Himself
Orson Bean
as Norman
Bob Morrisey
as Dr. Little
Jon Lovitz
as Archie
Sab Shimono
as Hiroshi
Aisha Tyler
as Allison
Darryl Sivad
as Cab Driver
Suzanne Whang
as Anesthesiologist
Natalie Zea
as Colleen
Jason Alexander
as Dr. Goodman
Megan Fox
as Prudence
Richard Lewis
as Stan Beiber
Gigi Rice
as Christina
Sandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
Stephanie Erb
as Mrs. Schmidt
Andrea Bendewald
as Terry Sholander
Kim Oja
as Betsy
Jessica Tuck
as Cynthia
Madison Mason
as Tommy Shaefer
Jenna Elfman
as Frankie
Deena Dill
as Ms. Tuttle
Brendan Patrick Connor
as Middle-Aged Guy
John Stamos
as Himself
Matthew Jordan
as Louis at 21
Jeff Probst
as Jeff Probst
Layla Crawford
as Little Girl
Gracie Zane
as Volleyball Player #1
Bridget Flanery
as Judith Harper
Ronobir Lahiri
as Dr. Dasgupta
Judith Drake
as Cynthia
Kathy Bates
as Charlie
Jamie Day
as Annette
Mark Chaet
as Doctor
Steve Shaw
as Rev. Yarnell
Eve Gordon
as Brenda
Karen Trella
as Natalie
Jay Harik
as Cab Driver
Andrea Bogart
as Gretchen
Alicia Witt
as Evelyn Harper
Noel Fisher
as Freddie
George Wyner
as Sheldon
Mandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
June Squibb
as Margaret
Ben Hermes
as Detective
Ciera Foster
as Volleyball Player #2
Ken Davitian
as Mr. Mardirosian
John Pirruccello
as Police Helicopter Pilot
Jud Taylor
as DeeDee
Justine Eyre
as Gabrielle
J. D. Walsh
as Evelyn Harper
Emily Rose
as Janine
Frances Fisher
as Priscilla Honeycutt
Joel McKinnon Miller
as Officer Wilkenson
Jennifer Aspen
as Stephanie
Lynda Carter
as Lynda Carter
Elise Robertson
as Second Nurse
Natalie Denise Sperl
as Judith Harper
Elizabeth Ho
as Jasmine
Jonathan Banks
as Evelyn Harper
Dakin Matthews
as Father Shaunassey
George Coe
as Victor
Kelly Sry
as Henry
Diane Farr
as Rachel
Ken Jeong
as Male Nurse
Rob Poynter
as Judith Harper
Jon Polito
as Mr. Sharipa
Lillian Adams
as Mrs. Freemantle
as Stephanie
Jessica Lundy
as Sister Mary Francis
Ski Carr
as Gonzales
Steven Tyler
as Himself
Erinn Hayes
as Gretchen
Jelly Howie
as Kristen
Bre Blair
as Rachel
Jamie Hill
as Nicole
Andy Mackenzie
as Ronald Wiedermeier
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Will Sasso
as Andrew
Amy Hill
as Mrs. Wiggins
Scott McShane
as Police Officer #1
Taylor Cole
as Melanie
Molly Stanton
as Michaela
Larry Cedar
as Policeman No. 1
Jamie Rose
as Sloane Jagov
Willie Garson
as Dr. Staven
Charlie Dell
as Minister
Shon Little
as Cashier
Rico E. Anderson
as M.P. Searle
Shanti Lowry
as Tara/Tanya
Michael Lowry
as Wes Tosterone
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Kim Shaw
as Maria
Andre Ware
as Officer No. 1
Austin Lee
as Changpu
Ernie Grunwald
as Clinician
Ken Lerner
as Dr. Levine
Bob Levitan
as Fireman #1
Anna Graves
as Flight Attendant
Peter Hulne
as Police Officer #2
Jeff Staron
as Barista
Mila Kunis
as Vivian
Elle Evans
as Cheyenne
Steven Tyler
as Himself
Bruno Amato
as Officer Roberts
Julianne Grossman
as Darlene Wiedermeier
Aja Evans
as Emily
Jim Grollman
as Cashier
Diane Sellers
as Ms. Gallagher
Bob Rusch
as Referee
Richard V. Licata
as Councilman Stewart
Jamal Thomas
as Fireman #2
Marion Ross
as Margaret
Bob Rumnock
as Minister
Kevin Knight
as Cashier
John Burke
as Det. Henry Ketchum
Michael Potter
as Man's Voice
Mikki Padilla
as Bridesmaid #1
Treisa Gary
as Nurse Shelby
Clint Culp
as William
Amanda Gallo
as Tiffany
Amira Elliby
as Six-Year-Old Girl
Max Mittelman
as Mechanical Demon
Stefan Umstead
as Officer Foster
Desi Lydic
as Veronica
Rodney J. Hobbs
as Locksmith
Alem Brhan
as Sergeant
Gregg Marx
as Announcer
Cazzy Golomb
as Girl #2
Alex McKenna
as Michelle
Amy Pietz
as Angie
Jim Meskimen
as Gangster No. 2
Keena Ferguson
as Bridesmaid #2
Michael Merton
as Photographer
Richard Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Dorian Brown
as Jennifer
Tammy Tavares
as Woman #1
Richard F. Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Jennifer Keyes
as Bridesmaid #3
Jeff Clarke
as Sherman
Katrina Nelson
as Silent Betty
Daniel Benson
as Teenage Boy
Mia Kelly
as Cindy
Annie Mumolo
as Teenage Girl No.1
Jane Carr
as Sharon
Ashley Edner
as Teenage Girl No. 2
Kimberly Brooks
as Computer Voice
Rena Sofer
as Chrissy
Dan Cole
as Clown
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