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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
100% Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway (2019) Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway is everything the adventurous film fan is looking for. It is complex, original, fun, funny, and unlike anything you've ever seen before.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jun 9, 2020
78% Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) Like doing a line of spiked Pixy Stix dust off of a rainbow unicorn's horn, and I am into it.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2020
94% Impetigore (Perempuan Tanah Jahanam) (2020) Impetigore is a film that will certainly resonate with genre fest audiences, and hopefully the success of Satan's Slaves and Impetigore will bring new converts to worship at the altar of Anwar. ‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 31, 2020
84% Ad Astra (2019) [T]he best way to experience Ad Astra, is to let it wash over you, allow its masterful use of light and sound to enhance an already incredible piece of writing and a tremendous performance from Pitt.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2020
No Score Yet His Master's Voice (Az ur hangja) (2018) In spite of arresting imagery and Pálfi's very visible fingerprints in what seems like it should be a match made in sci-fi heaven, His Master's Voice ends up as a mostly mixed bag. ‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2020
No Score Yet Ghost of the Golden Groves (Shonajhurir Bhoot) (2018) Ghost of the Golden Groves deserves an audience willing to engage with its mysteries, and I hope it finds one.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2020
56% Saand Ki Aankh (2019) [A] solidly entertaining piece of "girl power" masala that I found roundly engaging and worth a watch.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2020
97% Why Don't You Just Die! (Papa, sdokhni) (2020) Why Don't You Just Die! is a smartly constructed and blisteringly paced bit of chaos that is impressive to watch, even for those susceptible to queasiness at the sight of blood.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2020
77% Bad Boys for Life (2020) Bad Boys For Life felt like a flatly retold version of the original film, lacking in the kind of out of control ego that drove Bay's previous entries to become the icons of excessive action violence in their respective decades.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 17, 2020
81% VHYes (2020) [L]ike watching someone else's half-remembered dreams morphing into a wild cavalcade of lo-fi imagery that makes no sense, but still somehow makes perfect sense.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 14, 2020
48% Underwater (2020) Underwater is a well-paced retelling of alien terror at the bottom of the sea, with Eubank and Stewart confidently steering the ship.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jan 9, 2020
No Score Yet Surfer (2018) Objectively, Surfer: Teen Confronts Fear is terrible, but in the same way that Ivan the Terrible was. It is tremendous, immense, indefatigable, and unique. You may never truly understand it... but you have no choice but to respect it.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Dec 17, 2019
72% Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) Jumanji: The Next Level is one hell of a fun ride in which every member of this ensemble puts in the work to keep its audience laughing.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Dec 12, 2019
71% Butt Boy (2020) Butt Boy is a surprisingly effective slow burn that warms the audience up, like a frog in a pot of boiling water, before taking a hard left to full-on bizarro land as the end draws near. ‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2019
80% Jojo Rabbit (2019) Jojo Rabbit appeals to the best in all of us, and gives me hope that we can overcome our own struggles and just find a way to be good to one another.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Oct 4, 2019
52% The Golden Glove (Der goldene handschuh) (2019) The Golden Glove is a tremendous piece of work, an empathetic look at a pathetic wretch of a man and the trail of pain and chaos he left behind.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2019
75% The Death of Dick Long (2019) The Death of Dick Long is a black-as-pitch comedy with a surprisingly big heart that has instantly entered my list of favorites of the year.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2019
94% Jallikattu (2019) Jallikattu is one of the year's biggest discoveries.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Sep 13, 2019
63% It Chapter Two (2019) [F]or those committed to the story and the characters, it does deliver one hell of a massive climax, I just wish it didn't take so long to get there. ‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Sep 5, 2019
78% Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) Scary Stories delivers a genuine sense of dread, numerous solid scares, and a ton of very creepy atmosphere in a way that could easily make one forget that this is a ostensibly a movie for kids.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 8, 2019
88% Chiwawa (Chiwawa-chan) (2019) Chiwawa warms up an old formula with mediocre results‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
88% Mystery Of The Night (2019) It's very easy to recommend Mystery of the Night as an example of something exciting happening on the other side of the world that deserves attention.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
100% Blood & Flesh: The Reel Life & Ghastly Death of Al Adamson (2019) Gregory's Blood & Flesh is one of those documentaries manages to engage the audience by giving an little known but extraordinary story its due.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
67% DreadOut: Tower of Hell (2019) DreadOut is a solid outing from all of the cast and crew, and it manages to transcend its source material in a way that won't alienate those who've never heard of the game.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
87% 1BR (2020) There is no more difficult review to write than that of an okay film. There's nothing stellar about 1BR, and there is just as little that is offensively bad. It's fine.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
No Score Yet It Comes (2019) It Comes is a brilliantly told, complex, and surprising journey that is the cinematic equivalent of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
89% Zombie for Sale (2019) I've seen a million zombie films, and The Odd Family still managed to surprise me several times, and that's no easy feat. ‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
79% The Incredible Shrinking Wknd (El increíble finde menguante) (2019) [A] micro level investigation of a love affair gone south that will find an empathetic audience absolutely riveted by its profound simplicity.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
67% Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) There is nothing subtle about Hobbs & Shaw. It's a huge movie filled with huge action, huge laughs, huge leaps of logic, and in the end, huge feelings.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Aug 5, 2019
97% The Deeper You Dig (2019) While I don't think it's going to take the world by storm, it's definitely a calling card for future projects by this little family band of filmmaking fanatics. I enjoyed The Deeper You Dig very much...‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2019
44% Critters Attack! (2019) It's bloody, it's silly, and it's a gory good time.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jul 20, 2019
41% Stuber (2019) Stuber is a really fun ride and a great way to pass ninety minutes with plenty of action and gags to keep the audience in stitches throughout.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jul 12, 2019
89% Article 15 (2019) Article 15 is a compelling thriller that keeps you guessing until right near the end, putting another feather in Sinha's cap with a remarkably solid thriller that addresses a significant social issue without sacrificing storytelling.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jul 9, 2019
91% Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) Spider-Man: Far From Home is a thrilling teen-angst filled travelogue of tremendously tectonic trouble that never forgets what it is like to be a kid, even one who has saved the world several times.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jun 28, 2019
83% Midsommar (2019) Not quite a revelation, Midsommar is still a damn good film.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jun 19, 2019
23% Men in Black International (2019) Men In Black: International is forgettable fluff from outer space‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2019
83% Daniel Isn't Real (2019) In these days where it seems like new horror movies are a dime a dozen, it's wonderful to get something of substance that genuinely surprises, and this is it.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jun 10, 2019
80% Greener Grass (2019) Landing somewhere between the dreamy hellscape of Lynch's Blue Velvet and the joyous vulgarity of Waters' Polyester, Greener Grass occupies an odd space of its own in the annals of the suburban satire.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jun 10, 2019
62% Satanic Panic (2019) Satanic Panic fits right in with those mostly forgettable low budget features as yet another film that would've gone direct to video twenty years ago.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Jun 10, 2019
43% Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) Godzilla: King of the Monsters is the all out action bash of the summer, and it's going to be a tough one to beat ‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted May 30, 2019
89% Dogs Don't Wear Pants (Koirat eivät käytä housuja) (2019) [A] gem that is bound to have serious legs on the festival circuit, and with a little luck, on cinema screens around the world.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted May 21, 2019
92% The Unknown Saint (Le miracle du saint inconnu) (2019) Aljem's approach leaves room for the comedy to be created by the situation, rather than forced into the form of a punch line or a gag.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted May 21, 2019
89% John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) This is an action lover's dream and I hope I never wake up.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted May 16, 2019
68% Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) Detective Pikachu is probably the cutest film we'll get all year, but sadly, it's not enough to just be cute, you have to make sense, and that's where this film fails.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted May 9, 2019
87% Aamis (Ravening) (2019) Boldly and skillfully weaves elements of drama, romance, and horror together into a challenging tonal mix that certainly won't be for everyone, but works like a charm for me.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Apr 29, 2019
18% Hellboy (2019) This Hellboy May Be Fresh Out Of The Inferno, But He's Still Half-Baked‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Apr 10, 2019
58% Pet Sematary (2019) In spite of improving on every conceivable technical level, this new version of Pet Sematary fails spectacularly in the one department that really matters with a horror film, it's just not that scary‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Apr 4, 2019
96% Boyz in the Wood (2019) It's a fantastic tromp through the highlands, a place where it's impossible get lost (because there are no corners), making it the perfect place to find yourself.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Mar 18, 2019
29% The Curse of La Llorona (2019) The Curse of La Llorona is a cheap attempt to capture a minority audience with a familiar folk tale that then bait-and-switches that audience into watching a regular-ass spool story‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Mar 18, 2019
45% Tone-Deaf (2019) Bates sets his sights on the generation gap between the bootstrap Baby Boomers and the seemingly fragile Millennials, and leaves all attempts at subtlety behind.‐ ScreenAnarchy
Read More | Posted Mar 18, 2019